Soon-To-Be-Found Messages
Take his commonly used scratch pad or her box of tissue and write a sweet message on the next page or piece of tissue that will be next to pop up. You can do this with bookmarks tucked into books
currently being read, folded inside of the paper bills in a wallet or purse, or any number of other places where your special someone will soon be looking.
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-Message On the Ground
Take some branches, spare pieces of wood, or any items out of the garage that would work to spell out "I Love You" in the yard beneath your bedroom window. If it is wintertime, write it in the snow. It will be so much fun to have him/her look out the window to discover your romantic surprise.
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-A Balloon Surprise
Write an "I Love You" message on a two pieces of paper and tape one to each side of a helium balloon. Be sure to include his/her name on the message. Also, make sure that the string is long enough for you to be able to get it up to the house, office, or apartment window where it can be seen. Can you imagine your love's delight when the floating message is discovered just outside the window?
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-Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall
Both lip stick and dry erase markers work on mirrors, car windshields, and house windows. Use one of these places to leave a love message as a happy surprise for the one you love.
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-A Sadie Hawkins Date
The Lil' Abner comic strip featured a "Sadie Hawkins Day" where the ladies invited the men out for a date, made all of the plans, covered all of the costs, and even brought their men candy and flowers. Gals, why not treat your guy to a special date where you do it all. Of course, you could also agree with him that next time, well, he does it all. Fair enough?
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-A Lovegg Hunt
Buy a bag of multi-colored plastic eggs and fill them with chocolate candy kisses or anything else that he/she would like. Place a note in each one that says, "I love you" in a different way. Hide them all over the place and let your love enjoy a Lovegg Hunt.
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-Message in a Wine Bottle
Save an empty wine bottle so that the next time your sweetheart is taking a bath you can place a love note inside the bottle, cork it, and let it float in the bath tub before they get in to it or the sink before they get out of the shower.
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-Face Full of Kisses
Gals, put on the brightest red lipstick you can find and, before he wakes up in the morning, kiss him all over his face. Then, when he gets up, tell him to go look in the mirror to see all of those little kisses.
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-Chain of Love
Cut colored paper in strips, write one line of a love note, curve it around so that one end meets the other and tape the two ends together. Write another line of your love note on a second piece of different colored paper and link it to the first one. Continue writing your note until you have as long a chain as possible. What fun!
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-Your Own Special Holiday
Agree together that on a certain date every year (not counting your wedding anniversary) you will have your own special holiday. Make up a name for it that is unique to the two of you and decide what traditions you are going to include in it (e.g. gifts, trip, evening out, etc.).
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-Room Full of Balloons
Buy a large package of multi-colored balloons. Blow all of them up so that they cover up whichever room in the house you decide to use (suggestion: the bedroom). You might need some help from a friend so that you don't end up with collapsed lungs. There's nothing more festive or fun looking than a room filled with happy bouncing balloons.
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-Spare No Expense Night
Take your love out to the fanciest restaurant you can find. If it is a dinner theater or has a piano bar, then all the better. Let him/her feel free to order anything off of the menu and then order dessert afterwards. Of course, it would be even more romantic if you were to reserve that perfect table for two ahead of time by actually going to the restaurant a few days before to make whatever arrangements would be necessary.
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-Sofa Snuggling
According to our romance polls, snuggling up on the sofa and watching a movie together is everyone's favorite idea of a sweet, romantic evening. Find out which movie he/she would like to see, rent it, and perhaps you might even order out that night so no one has to fuss with cooking dinner. Of course, a nice foot or back rub while watching the movie always helps, too.
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-A Snap Decision
Take your camera with you the next time the two of you go out together. Of course, don't let him/her know that you brought it with you. When your mate is not looking, ask someone to snap a picture of the two of you at just the right moment. Go back and surprise your guy/gal with a really nice kiss while the flash goes off--preserved forever as one more piece of evidence that you really do love each other.
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-Dressed to the Nines
Tell your special someone that you will be fixing a special dinner in for the evening. Dress up in your sexiest outfit. Then, when it's time for the meal to begin, serve peanut butter sandwiches, pretzels, milk. While he/she is looking puzzled, say, "Well, I wasn't really hungry, anyhow. Why don't we just skip all this and have some dessert." You can figure out what to do from there, can't you?
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-Free E-greeting Card Messages
Take advantage of the many romance and love-themed e-greeting card web sites on the Internet. This is a great way to send a sweet message to the one you love. The various sites include everything from humor to adult with everything in between.
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How to Give a Massage
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Step 1
Have the person lay front-side-down on a soft and steady surface. Being in a comfortable position for the massage will make it a more enjoyable experience.
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Step 2
Focus on the main spots, such as the head, neck, shoulders and back. These parts of the body carry a lot of tension and feel the greatest relief.
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Step 3
Stand beside the person and begin by using your hands in a circular motion to massage bilateral sides of the head. Apply slight pressure all around the head and behind the ears.
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Step 4
Run your hands down to the person's neck. Perform an oval-shape motion with your fingers around the sides of the neck. Focus on the base of the skull where some headaches begin.
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Step 5
Slide your hands down to the person’s shoulders. Grip both of the shoulders and begin massaging with a bread-kneading motion.
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Step 6
Glide palms down to the back region. Apply some pressure in a circular motion on the lower back and work your way up to the area around the shoulder blades.
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Step 7
Offer to repeat the massage on any areas that are still tense.
How to Write a Romantic Poem for a Girl
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Think about her. What does she like? What does she like about you? Put these sentiments into the poem.
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Choose a tone. Some girls will melt over sappy verse, while others will cringe. You know her well enough to express how you feel. Sometimes slightly silly and endearing is a better road to take.
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Choose a form. Depending on how literary your gal is, she might be impressed by a more formal approach. The sonnet is the classic love poem, and is infamously difficult to pull off. Limericks are simple and cute, but not romantic.
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Pre-write your poem. Write down the things you want to say to her, how you feel about her, what you want her to know about you. Don't make the mistake of writing a poem with no content.
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Write your poem. Play around with words and make it flow. But remember: Put your feelings into it. Don't throw in words and verses just because they fit into your form. Don't be restricted to poem clichés. Write a poem about her from you.
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Think about the presentation. Be creative. Be romantic. Don't scribble it on the back of a math worksheet. Get some nice stationery, or type it up in a nice font, or fold it into a piece of origami.
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Deliver your poem. Surprise her with it. Leave it somewhere for her to find. Make sure she'll find it at a time when it's convenient for her to open it up and read it. Leave it somewhere where her friends will notice it, too, if she likes the attention.
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Act natural. The next time you see her, don't act like a champion or interrogate her over what she thought of it.
Tips & Warnings
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Include inside jokes, if you have them. It adds an element of sweetness and nostalgia.
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Read it out loud to a friend you can trust (i.e. one that won’t just make fun of you). If you don't have one of those, read it out loud to yourself to make sure it sounds good.
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Always end your poem strongly. Save your best one-liner for the end. The last line in a poem is like the punch line of a joke. It can make or break the entire thing.
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Poems don't have to be fancy. They just have to be thoughtful and sweet. Try an acrostic of her name with each letter spelling out a reason why you love her. Or simply list reasons you think she is great and present it well.
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Careful what you write. There is a fine line between romantic and creepy. If you just met a girl, it's probably not a good idea to write that you can't live without her and want to be with her forever.
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Don't embarrass her! Don't reveal personal information, or let the poem fall into the wrong hands.
50 Ways to Be Romantic on the Cheap
Every Tuesday is Finance & Family Day at Zen Habits.
Normally my Family Day articles are about spending time with your kids, but today we’ll talk about another important aspect of families: couples. If you’ve got a significant other, I highly recommend you keep the spark of your relationship alive and find ways to show you [...]
Every Tuesday is Finance & Family Day at Zen Habits.
Normally my Family Day articles are about spending time with your kids, but today we’ll talk about another important aspect of families: couples. If you’ve got a significant other, I highly recommend you keep the spark of your relationship alive and find ways to show you appreciate each other, every week and every day, if possible.
Look for little, inexpensive ways to be romantic, and it will pay off for your relationship in innumerable ways.
Why inexpensive? Well, you could rent a limo and take your love to a snooty French restaurant, or whisk him or her off to a trip to the snow-capped Alps, or rent a stadium and have the Three Tenors sing love songs for you while the New York Philharmonic plays in the background. I don’t know about you, but I can’t afford to do that kind of stuff more than a few times a month. The rest of the time, I have to resort to cheaposity.
Before we get into the list, let’s look at a few notes on how to use the list:
1. Weekly dates. I recommend you have a date at least once a week with your partner. It doesn’t have to be an expensive one, but at least find some way to spend a couple hours time together. If you’ve got kids, like I do, find a babysitter.
2. Communicate. Romantic gestures don’t take the place of real communication. Take time to talk about your goals, your dreams, your plans for the future, your current lives, things you’re happy about, things you love about the other person, things you’d like to work on, things you’re grateful for.
3. Inspiration. This list contains a lot of obvious stuff — you could probably come up with twice as many good ideas yourself. But the list doesn’t aim for originality — it aims to be an inspiration. Pick and choose some good ideas, or use it to spark some of your own. Sometimes we just need a little reminder.
4. Forget Valentines. Boycott Valentine’s Day, as it makes people think they should be romantic on special occasions. Instead, pick one of these ideas and do it any day of the week — no need for a special occasion.
OK, enough talk. Let’s look at some ways to be romantic without breaking your budget (note to my mom: don’t read this, as there are a couple of sexy-time things later on):
1. Write a poem.
2. Cook a romantic dinner.
3. Give a full-body massage.
4. Pack a sunset picnic.
5. Pick wildflowers on the way home.
6. Burn a CD with love songs.
7. Give dark chocolates.
8. Read poetry together.
9. Prepare strawberries with fondue chocolate.
10. Snuggle together on a rainy day.
11. Leave little love notes everywhere.
12. Send a love email every day.
13. Take a moonlit walk on the beach.
14. Snuggle together while watching romantic movies (Casablanca, Audrey Hepburn are my favs).
15. Get good wine, watch shooting stars.
16. Take a bath together (use bubbles!).
17. Bring home good coffee or a decadent sweet.
18. Take a walk down memory lane — visit some of the special places from your early days of dating.
19. Make warm chocolate cake for dessert.
20. Make a scrapbook with photos, mementos, and little notes from you lives together.
21. Kiss in the rain.
22. Ride a ferris wheel.
23. Sneak away from a party and make out.
24. Bring home great take-out, and light some candles.
25. Fix something or fix up the house just to make your partner happy.
26. Slow dance to romantic music.
27. Take a nap together.
28. Kiss slowly, touching his or her back and neck and nape — slowly.
29. Make a list of everything you love about him or her.
30. Write a love letter.
31. Clip or email things that make you think of him or her, every day.
32. Go to a movie, ignore the movie, and make out like teen-agers.
33. Groom yourself, and try to look good for your partner.
34. Take some quiet time and talk about your day.
35. Write little notes, one for each way he or she drives you crazy.
36. Feed each other grapes.
37. Recreate your partner’s favorite romantic movie scene.
38. Pretend you’re going on a first date — show up at the door with flowers, all dressed up, with your car washed and cleaned, looking spiffy. Recreate the first time.
39. Create a little box with a bunch of your partner’s favorite things inside.
40. Paint each other with flavored body paint. Be creative!
41. Try some sexy role-playing. Get dressed up, be daring, have fun.
42. Give a little token to your partner to wear, and say it’s to remind him or her all day that you love them.
43. Sing a favorite song to him or her. Only do this if you can sing fairly well.
44. Have dinner on the roof, with some candles. This doesn’t work if your roof slopes sharply.
45. Hold hands, and walk somewhere with lots of pretty lights.
46. Say I love you. In a different way, every day.
47. Blindfold your partner. Use a feather. Slowly.
48. Declare your love, very publicly.
49. Fruit or berries and freshly made whipped cream.
50. Play Sade. Do what comes naturally. Slowly.
Other family day articles:
* How to Become a Patient Parent
* How to be a Great Dad
* Organize Your Family with a Family Binder
* 50 Grocery Shopping Tips
* Best All-time Children’s Books
* How to Teach Your Kids Good Habits
* Get Your Kids Outdoors
* 100 Ways to Have Fun with Your Kids for Free or Cheap
* Family Day and Family Meetings
* Baby Makes Eight: Raising Six Kids, Part 1 (Finances)
* Baby Makes Eight: Raising Six Kids, Part 2 (organizing)
How To Propose
On the other hand, if you're a more reserved sort of person who prefers not to be propelled by gunpowder any more than absolutely necessary, you may prefer a differentoption that suits your personality better. Sit your fiancee down in one of those chair desks they have in schools and, using a blackboard, slide projector, and laser pointer, give a brief but well-prepared lecture on why it would be to your mutual benefit -- legally, financially, and otherwise -- to get hitched as quickly as possible. Try to use the phrase "...and it is a remarkable fact..." somewhere in your presentation. Make an indisputable argument. How could she turn down such cool-headed rationality?
Then again, perhaps your fiancee is not quite as studious as you are. Perhaps she is something of a "party girl," as those who enjoy swift punches from zealous feminists might say. Perhaps she would prefer to share such a wondrous moment with a dozen or two of her very best friends. In that case, I would recommend taking her and a small throng of her friends out to a fine, elegant restaurant -- the kind where there is a different waitperson for each course and three for the wine. Sometime between the Chicken Teriyaki Vinaigrette Caesar Salad a la Mode and the Fettucini Tortellini Lamborghini Schnitzel Alfredo on the Rocks, clear your throat to get everyone's attention (in a gentlemanly way, of course, which means, among other things, that your napkin be involved in the maneuver). Stand up, bow to your beloved, take her hand, kneel before her, and burst into deep, resonating song. No matter if your singing voice is not so much like Luciano Pavarotti as Gilbert Gottfried; it's your exuberance and noble intentions that count. You own the moment, so milk it for all it's worth. Sing of love and pink bunny rabbits and whirlpools of thundering sweetness until your voice can't take it anymore. By the end, she'll be so moved to tears, she just might not recover until the wedding.
Whatever your method of proposing turns out to be, you must incorporate one key element, namely the element of not proposing like any other human being has ever proposed before. Any romantic proposal you see in the movies is definitely out, as are all the suggestions I've made in this section. So, just to be on the safe side, try proposing in some outrageous situation. Don't let her know what you're doing, of course. Maybe you could sneak your beloved into a parachute and onto a plane for a surprise mid-air skydiving proposal. If you have connections at NASA, the zero-gravity proposal technique is bound to succeed, as long as you figure out a way to kneel in mid-air.
What Is Romance?
Romance is a nebulous thing with the curious property of being describable but not definable. We won't muck with your head and try to suggest there's an ultimate definitive definition out there. Some people will try to do just that and come up with some tidy little definition, like, "Romance is showing you care." Sure, it sounds good at first, but although draping your coat over a puddle and asking if she remembered to brush her teeth that morning may be actions triggered by this same motivation, they rate distinctly differently on the romance scale.
Although it's not so much a definition, as it is no more precise than the word "romance" itself, one way to describe romance succinctly is "what women want out of a relationship." In other words, men aren't romantic, and if you're a man, that's why you need this guide. If you're a woman, of course, you were born with an innate knowledge of this stuff and need not read further.
But though romance may not be definable, there are still some hard fast rules. Below, we have documented many of the atomic elements of romance. Mix these ingredients up, and you've got it.
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Intrinsic Romance
Some things are inherently romantic, like hearts. This is very useful, because you can pile things upon the object of your affections and win romance points without expending any additional effort or thought. The trick is to figure out what is romantic and what is not. There is a basic rule of thumb to follow: if it's cool, it's not romantic. For example, high powered rifles are not romantic. Science fiction is not romantic. DVD players are not romantic unless they're playing Sleepless In Seattle.
But a whole ton of things are intrinsically romantic, and you should use them to your advantage.
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Cute Things
Teddy bears are romantic. Puppies are romantic. Cherubic baby archers are romantic. Those photographs where two little kids exhibit an unnatural affection for each other and only the roses are in color are romantic.
Taking advantage of the intrinsic romance in cute things obviously depends upon recognizing which things are cute. The rule is simple. Small things are cute. If you see a food product in a grocery store that comes in a smaller package than usual, get it, because there's a very good chance it's cute. The same goes for travel size shampoo, toothpaste, and so on. Find a store that sells doll house stuff, and your supply of cute things can be limitless.
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Low Light
Candles are romantic. Sunrises and sunsets are romantic. Any kind of low light, you see, is romantic, hence why dinner dates after dark are more romantic than lunch dates at noon. Combine low light sources, and it stands to reason that the air of romance will be so thick, your beloved will be blind to anything else but the radiance of her shimmering knight in armor. Open the curtains on a sunset and light some candles, and you might even be able to get away with watching a football game during dinner.
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Red
Red is romantic, because red is the color of love and passion. Consider roses. Red roses mean, "I love you." Yellow roses mean, "Let's just be friends," which is synonymous with, "You are irritating, and I hate you." So you do not want to be wrong. Get her red roses, red ribbons, red balloons, red teddy bears, red puppies, and red tickets to the World Series, and she'll fall hopelessly under your spell.
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Background Music
Background music is romantic, and note the word "background," because not just any music is romantic. For music to be romantic, it must be too soft to hear. Also, it may not be lively or funny or good. Elevator music is the most romantic genre of music out there.
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Chocolates
Chocolates are not only romantic, they're complimentary. When you give a box of chocolates to your beloved, it says, "You could pig out on this tub of lard and bloat out to three tons, but you'd still be the apple of my eye." It doesn't matter if it's true -- it's the message that counts. But the real reason to give your loved one chocolates is because any loved one worth her salt will turn right around and offer you some. It's a win-win no matter how you look at it. Buy her a red one shaped like a heart, and you're in like Flynn.
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Fancy Curly Things
Flair and flourishes are romantic. Whenever you get her a greeting card, get one of the ones with all the curly pink scribbles on it. When you write her letters, make the tails of the 'g's and 'y's really long and the loops in the 'd's and 'b's and 'p's really big. That's way romantic. Notice how romantic the title banner at the top of this page is? The 'R' is particularly romantic, because it's red.
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The Most Intrinsically Romantic Thing Ever
Based on the data above, the single most romantic thing in the universe can be calculated scientifically. It is, simply, a small red candle made out of chocolate and shaped like a teddy bear holding a heart with scribbles all over it that plays a tune when you wind it up. Toss her one of these at sunset on your way to a frat party, and you'll be able to stay out all night and still strengthen your relationship.
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Impracticality
Practical things are not romantic. Why do you think blenders and toaster ovens are so notoriously unromantic? Because they have an alternative use, of course. But get her a poofy thing that sits on her dresser behind her jewelry box, never to be touched or moved again, and she'll melt in your arms.
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Personal Stuff
Romance is personal. To be romantic, you must be personal and do personal kind of things. It's sort of romantic to buy a mooshy greeting card for your loved one, but to be really romantic, you should sign it. As far as birthday presents and so forth go, you can make the gift personal by carefully considering your beloved's interests and choosing a gift uniquely suited to her personality. Flowers always works.
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Your Time
One of the required ingredients of romance is your time. Nope, there's no way out of it.
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Blindness
An important part of romance is selective blindness. You must not acknowledge anything about your beloved that could possibly be construed as a fault. If a nightmare suddenly woke her up from a twenty minute nap after four straight days of not sleeping at all, don't even say she looks "tired." If "radiant" isn't the least of your comments about her appearance, you're sunk. If she's rude to someone without cause, prattle on about how much nerve that other person had for being such a big fat jerk. If she spilled pizza sauce on her chin, don't say a word, nor give any other indication that her complexion is amiss. Paradoxically, if she gets home, looks in the mirror, and finds it still there, she'll hate you for not telling her, so you'd better find a surreptitious way of removing it without her ever noticing -- and afterward, keep that stray globule of pizza sauce your best kept secret to the day you die.
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Remembering Birthdays and Anniversaries
Remembering your beloved's birthday and your anniversary isn't so much romantic as it is a stay of execution, for surely you'll forget someday, and when you do, you'll find out how not romantic cold shoulders and tears are. Your safest bet is to find someone whose birthday is on Christmas, then marry her on New Year's Day, because nobody forgets those days.
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Pet Names
To be romantic, you have to call each other names carefully crafted to make yourself and everyone around you throw up. This romance technique doubles as a passion meter way more accurate than those quarter eating machines in arcades; if you use these pet names and don't throw up, you're genuinely in love.
Here's how to construct your own pet name. Mix up the syllables "pook," "wee," "hon," "oop," and "ums," (never use the syllables "skuzz" or "elch"), rhyme a lot, and make liberal references to baked goods. For example, (WARNING! WARNING! TURN YOUR FACE AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!), "Sweetie Pumpkin Pookums" is a perfectly acceptable and effective pet name, as are "Moopsie Cutie," "Hunny Wunny Cakes," and, for the extravagant, "Snookie Wookum Weetie Bunny Pie." (It may seem odd to novices that cooked rodents would be romantic, but they are.) For best results, speak these pet names with a big dumb grin, an admiring gaze, and a high-pitched squeal, and follow it up with an exaggerated sigh of dreamy contentment. The most important thing to remember about this is never ever do this in front of me.
If you need help coming up with a suitable mooshy pet name, we at RinkWorks have provided a service to help. Visit Fantasy Name Generator and select "Mushy Names."
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Style
Even if you get all the essentials of romance right, a lack of style could still foul you up. Try to be as "suave" and "debonair" as you possibly can, as this is the optimum romantic style. Be as much like James Bond as you can, except for the infidelity, compulsive gambling, chain smoking, and killing people parts. Be elegant, humble, refined, independent, thoughtful, responsible, compassionate, spontaneous, reputable, graceful, polite, literate, entertaining, discreet, funny, upstanding, sensitive, fun, sophisticated, pleasant, selfless, reverent, and genuine. And if you can't, fake it. And don't overdo it. Subtlety is essential. If she doesn't notice, you can always find an opportune moment to work a whispered pointer into the conversation, such as, "Notice how elegant, humble, refined, independent, thoughtful, responsible, compassionate, spontaneous, reputable, graceful, polite, literate, entertaining, discreet, funny, upstanding, sensitive, fun, sophisticated, pleasant, selfless, reverent, and genuine I am."
Better yet, follow the old adage, "Show, don't tell," and demonstrate these admirable attributes, each in turn, so she'll be sure to take notice. Wear a tuxedo, bow to the object of your affections, kiss her hand, and say, "Why did the chicken cross the road? But seriously, you are looking beautiful today, and may I suggest we adjourn and spontaneously give thanks to God while I empathize with your inner woman in private, if indeed you'd consent to receive the fervent attentions of my lowly self? And afterward, we could go to Disneyworld."
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Not Having Food On Your Head
It's disturbingly common for romance counselors to neglect to mention this essential romance ingredient, in spite of how terribly important it is. Other romance guides blissfully skirt around this important tip, potentially leading their unwary followers to a fatal misstep. The unfortunate fact is that if you do everything else right but have a chicken pot pie oozing down over your ears, it's not romantic at all. It's embarrassing to the object of your affections, and embarrassment overrides romance. So when you've set the mood, the lighting, the background music, and put yourself in a chivalrous frame of mind, don't forget to make sure there are no edibles above the neck, or your efforts will be in vain.
